Thursday, 22 January 2026

Three Ways of Missing the Point: Dialogue IV — On Why One Would Write Theory at All

Characters:

Professor Quillibrace
Mr Blottisham
Miss Elowen Stray


Blottisham:
I’ve been uncharacteristically charitable.

Quillibrace:
Alert the colleges.

Blottisham:
Hear me out. If meaning is situated, perspectival, and risky—if it only ever happens in the cut—then why write theory?

Elowen Stray:
That does seem like a fair question.

Blottisham:
At last. If theory doesn’t deliver truth, persistence, or guarantees, it looks like an elaborate way of narrating one’s preferences.

Quillibrace:
You’re proposing we stop.

Blottisham:
I’m proposing we be consistent. Live attentively. Speak locally. Abandon grand frameworks.

Quillibrace:
Ah. The moral high ground of quietism.

Blottisham:
Mock again if you must, but isn’t theory precisely the thing your account undermines?

Elowen Stray:
Because theory sounds like it claims authority.

Blottisham:
Exactly. And authority is what you’ve just dismantled.

Quillibrace:
No—I’ve dismantled invisible authority.

Blottisham:
That’s a distinction without a difference.

Quillibrace:
On the contrary. It’s the difference between a map and a mandate.

Blottisham:
Maps pretend to objectivity.

Quillibrace:
Bad ones do.

Elowen Stray:
So theory isn’t there to tell us what is, but to shape how we move?

Quillibrace:
Yes. To make certain movements thinkable.

Blottisham:
That sounds like manipulation.

Quillibrace:
All language does.

Blottisham:
Then theory is just rhetoric with better footnotes.

Quillibrace:
Sometimes worse.

Elowen Stray:
But rhetoric usually tries to win.

Quillibrace:
Theory, at its best, tries to fail productively.

Blottisham:
Now you’re romanticising incompetence.

Quillibrace:
No. I’m formalising exposure.

Blottisham:
Exposure to what?

Quillibrace:
To the limits of one’s own construal.

Elowen Stray:
So theory is a way of putting your assumptions on the table?

Quillibrace:
And inviting them to be broken.

Blottisham:
You could do that without writing at all.

Quillibrace:
You could garden without tools.
Some people do. They are called mystics.

Blottisham:
And perhaps they’re wiser.

Quillibrace:
Perhaps. But mysticism scales poorly.

Elowen Stray:
Then theory is a way of sharing risk?

Quillibrace:
Yes. Risk, and responsibility.

Blottisham:
Responsibility for what?

Quillibrace:
For the possibilities you normalise.

Blottisham:
You’re saying theory doesn’t describe the world—it biases it.

Quillibrace:
I’m saying it reweights it.

Blottisham:
That’s even worse.

Quillibrace:
Only if you think neutrality is an option.

Elowen Stray:
When I read a strong piece of theory, I don’t feel instructed. I feel… reoriented.

Blottisham:
Disoriented, more like.

Quillibrace:
A common first symptom.

Blottisham:
So theory is meant to unsettle?

Quillibrace:
If it doesn’t, it’s decoration.

Blottisham:
Then why not poetry?

Quillibrace:
Poetry unsettles experience.
Theory unsettles expectations about experience.

Elowen Stray:
So it works one level up?

Quillibrace:
Precisely where people are most complacent.

Blottisham:
This is starting to sound like an excuse for endless writing.

Quillibrace:
No. It’s an argument for timely writing.

Blottisham:
And when has enough been said?

Quillibrace:
When the framework starts answering questions it should be reopening.

Elowen Stray:
So theory should expire?

Quillibrace:
Gracefully, if possible.

Blottisham:
You realise this means your own work is provisional.

Quillibrace:
I should hope so.

Blottisham:
Fallible.

Quillibrace:
Cheerfully.

Blottisham:
Replaceable.

Quillibrace:
With better cuts? Yes.

(A pause.)

Blottisham:
Then theory isn’t a monument.

Quillibrace:
It’s scaffolding.

Elowen Stray:
Meant to be climbed—and then removed?

Quillibrace:
Or repurposed when the building turns out differently than expected.

Blottisham:
I must say, Professor… this makes theory sound almost humble.

Quillibrace:
Only in the sense that it knows where it can break.

Blottisham:
I still think silence has its virtues.

Quillibrace:
It does. But silence also leaves existing structures untouched.

Elowen Stray:
So writing theory is a way of intervening—without pretending to be final.

Quillibrace:
Exactly.

Blottisham:
An intervention that admits it might be wrong.

Quillibrace:
From the first sentence.

Blottisham:
Hmph.

Elowen Stray:
That doesn’t sound like quietism at all.

Quillibrace:
No. It’s closer to maintenance.

Blottisham:
Of meaning?

Quillibrace:
Of possibility.


End of Dialogue IV

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