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Professor Quillibrace
Mr Blottisham
Miss Elowen Stray
Blottisham:
I’ve prepared myself for this one.
Quillibrace:
That already worries me.
Blottisham:
Superposition. Two states at once. Even you can’t wriggle out of that.
Quillibrace:
I’ve never wriggled in my life.
Elowen Stray:
It does sound straightforward. The particle is here and there.
Blottisham:
Exactly! At last, something delightfully paradoxical.
Quillibrace:
Paradoxes are usually bookkeeping errors with excellent publicity.
Blottisham:
There it is. The wriggle.
Quillibrace:
No. The receipt.
Blottisham:
Look—before measurement, the system is in a superposition of states. After measurement, it has one. That’s what the equations say.
Quillibrace:
The equations say what is admissible, not what is furnished.
Blottisham:
You really do enjoy ruining the furniture.
Quillibrace:
Only the imaginary pieces.
Elowen Stray:
So when we say “two states at once”, what’s wrong with that?
Quillibrace:
The “two”. And the “at once”. And the “states”.
Blottisham:
You’ve crossed the line into pedantry.
Quillibrace:
Pedantry is precision without purpose. This has a purpose.
Blottisham:
Fine. Explain superposition without subtraction.
Quillibrace:
Very well. Superposition is not multiplicity in reality; it is openness in specification.
Blottisham:
That’s not an explanation. That’s a slogan.
Quillibrace:
Then let’s try another. Superposition is the refusal of the theory to commit early.
Elowen Stray:
So nothing is actually doubled?
Quillibrace:
Nothing is instantiated twice, no.
Blottisham:
But the system contains multiple possibilities!
Quillibrace:
Contains is doing far too much work.
Blottisham:
They must be somewhere.
Quillibrace:
They are nowhere. They are allowable.
Blottisham:
You’re making possibility sound ghostly.
Quillibrace:
You keep trying to give it a body.
Elowen Stray:
Is superposition then just ignorance?
Quillibrace:
No. Ignorance presupposes a fact you lack. Superposition presupposes no such fact.
Blottisham:
That’s slippery.
Quillibrace:
That’s disciplined.
Blottisham:
When I toss a coin, it’s either heads or tails, even if I don’t know which.
Quillibrace:
Yes. And that’s precisely why coin tosses are not quantum systems.
Elowen Stray:
So before measurement, there isn’t a hidden answer?
Quillibrace:
There is no answer yet.
Blottisham:
Yet again you deny reality its privacy.
Quillibrace:
I deny it unnecessary secrets.
Blottisham:
Then what is superposition?
Quillibrace:
It is the theory speaking in the plural where the world has not yet spoken at all.
Elowen Stray:
So the plural belongs to the description?
Quillibrace:
To the constraint on description.
Blottisham:
Constraint sounds terribly limiting for something meant to be mysterious.
Quillibrace:
Mystery thrives on looseness. Physics does not.
Blottisham:
But the particle interferes with itself! Surely that means it’s in two places.
Quillibrace:
It means the conditions permit patterns that cannot be decomposed into single-path stories.
Blottisham:
That was evasive.
Quillibrace:
That was careful.
Elowen Stray:
So superposition isn’t a crowd inside the particle?
Quillibrace:
No more than a menu is a crowd inside a restaurant.
Blottisham:
You and your metaphors.
Quillibrace:
You and your counting.
Blottisham:
Then what collapses in superposition?
Quillibrace:
Nothing collapses in superposition. Superposition is what remains when collapse has not yet occurred.
Blottisham:
So it’s a waiting room?
Quillibrace:
No. Waiting implies time. This is logical openness, not temporal delay.
Elowen Stray:
So the system isn’t undecided.
Quillibrace:
The system is uncommitted.
Blottisham:
You make it sound like a shy guest.
Quillibrace:
It is a well-behaved theory.
(A pause.)
Blottisham:
Let me try again. Is the particle in two states at once?
Quillibrace:
No.
Blottisham:
Is it in one?
Quillibrace:
Not yet.
Blottisham:
Then where is it?
Quillibrace:
Wherever the instance places it.
Blottisham:
Which hasn’t happened.
Quillibrace:
Correct.
Blottisham:
So superposition is… nothing?
Quillibrace:
Superposition is the disciplined refusal to pretend something has happened when it hasn’t.
Elowen Stray:
That feels oddly reassuring.
Blottisham:
It feels like cheating.
Quillibrace:
Only if you wanted drama.
Blottisham:
I always want drama.
Quillibrace:
Physics is under no obligation to oblige you.
Blottisham:
Then the trouble with superposition…
Quillibrace:
…is that we mistook openness for multiplicity.
Elowen Stray:
And imagined crowds where there were only conditions.
Blottisham:
I suppose that does make it quieter.
Quillibrace:
Reality is often quieter than its metaphors.
(Silence.)
Blottisham:
Very well. I withdraw one particle from my imaginary menagerie.
Quillibrace:
A promising start.
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